“We’ve reconfigured all our jets to go “Boing!” when they crash. We feel this will lighten the mood somewhat and result in better press and profits for shareholders. Also, it advertises the brand a bit better and self-creates a need for more production orders…the elimination of another available airframe, that is. I mean, we at Boeing totally support the customer’s right to repair the wreckage, but let’s face it, it’d be much easier to just buy another boinger.”