TIL they wash ball pit balls
Well you’re supposed to, does every place with a ball pit wash them? Ehhhhh…
Not at Dashcon.
I think dashcon could have just used a large sink.
I doubt many places do.
Only a true connoisseur can handle the vomit and piss of a never-washed ball pit.

Are there 19,999 other guys who wanna get their balls washed with me?
Everyone needs to go tip to tip so the ball washing machine can reach its optimal potential. It’s a middle-out algorithm.
Your mom is a ball washing machine
That is impressive, but it seems a bit excessive as I only have two.
Yeah but you can wash them 20k times in an hour!
Any more than three times counts as masturbation.
You’re not the only one that needs a wash around here
Just like your mom
The balls will be fastly sucked into the machine








