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InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 22 days ago

If you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society.

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If you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society.

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InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 22 days ago
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    What are the sausages made of?

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      The ones who won’t wear clothes.

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        All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

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        I cannot condone murdering and eating nudists.

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      Can you think of anything more demeaning than being ground up and stuffed inside your own intestines.

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        Consider the chicken omelette.

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          21 days ago

          chicken chorizo omelette

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        like i think there is an actual prohibition in the bible based on this idea. eating milk and meat from the same cow at the same time was/is a sin per… it sounds like leviticus to me but i’m going to be lazy and pretend i actually know what i’m talking about.

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          Do not eat a kid in its mother’s milk, yeah

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            thanks! i knew i had it close but y’know, it’s not my religion it’s not that important that i have it right in my day to day. i knew one of my internet buddies would have the correct idea

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        It’s these little joys that make this job so satisfying.

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      The unemployed.

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      We don’t talk about that. Would you like a slice?

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      probably tofu?

      i say you can still taste the muppet

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