I had to stop here:

“This is a dangerous game right-wing culture warriors are playing. If Obergefell falls, it won’t just impact same-sex couples. It will set a precedent that fundamental rights can be granted and taken away by the shifting winds of political power. This should concern every American, regardless of their stance on same-sex marriage.”

Fucking bozo bash

Why are these always reserved for someone’s mother? Why can’t they save some for the rest of us :(

Split-me-like-a-log-daddy-eep

All these other shit-for-brains got it wrong. Here’s what you do:

1. Find a woman your own age, pervert
2. Have her go through EXTENSIVE cosmetic surgery to become a replica of your current wife
3. Have newbie secretly follow your wife until she learns every habit, nuance, and personality trait
4. I’ll leave the uglier details of this step to your own imagination
5. Pretend newbie has been your appropriately aged wife the whole time
6. Send us some feet pics of those juicy things you’ve got tucked away in your socks (this step is optional)

And you REALLY don’t need to know what I do with closed doors behind partners.

God this is my heaven

“…whose only ideals are personal gain.” I think you’re describing every billionaire, no?

Nothing is actually real until it adversely affects them.

It’s still so crazy that this WASN’T a huge fucking wake-up call to a lot of people.