I’d be more be glad it’s not Shadowrun, which has the chunky salsa rule with grenades in enclosed spaces.

I think they call that “population control” in China.

Disease roulette time!

Yeah, it’s getting progressively more unfair for the working class.

You are sentence to clean trash off the sides of highways and beaches.

5 years later: why is the entire continent overrun by rabbits.

I would love to see the looks on the faces of the Chinese laborers making this stupid thing.

My mother really wanted to have parakeets, so she got them and had to put the cage up there, where the cat couldn’t get to, after the cat literally draped itself over the top of the bird cage lol

C R A B

I mean most white people can’t speak Welsh.

History has always been people with silly hats killing other people with different silly hats.

Meanwhile the USA is an out of control carousel ridden by two screaming men - one in exhausted outrage and the other a deranged schizophrenic clutching a rifle like it’s an anime waifu body pillow.

They can’t penalize you for walking out if you just drop out of school entirely, get a GED, and leave the shitty state to work somewhere else.

Because the Republicans have learned that they no longer have to pretend to have shame.

Stick a beret on his head and give him a TV show where they blow stuff up.

What you don’t have a screwdriver?

Boiled bologna sticks.

He’s giving the kid’s mom a Care Bear stare.

No, still looks skinny AF. Have you tried eating more junk food?

Tiefling barbarian and rogue, origin.