That reminds me of a lame oneliner I came up with years ago:

… but no cigar sir! Not even cigarette, don’t even mention cigarillo!

Shouldn’t the bible be subject to that age verification thing that’s going around? You know, to actually protect the children.

Well you’re talking to me aren’t you? That’s what it sounds like.

Edit: ah I apologise being that short. Bit of crappy day.

I’ve tried something similar to get it to say that fear based religions aren’t healthy. Wouldn’t budge.

They saw the og interaction and immediately took action?

Thick European accent: “You scan? No, you scan’t!”

Aaaeh don worry bout it, Gavin will take care of this choice for us.

/s (<= cannot stress this enough)

Man, I can’t get shit done. It keeps disconnecting, updates mess everything up,…

Oh wait, my bad, pen and paper don’t work like that.

Every day is Opposite Day…

I am in this post and I don’t like it :(

The fact that I can’t choose one from what’s going on lately… that’s what makes me go like that.

banging fork and knife loudly on the table

Between that comparison and sonic the hedgehog I’ll gladly take a blue rodent eating chilli dogs.

On the flip side I’ve never met a loud and outspoken Christian that didn’t celebrate Christmas.

You know, since it’s a stolen Holliday used as a yearly excuse for a capitalism orgy.

“And that is why I will always love you.

If you want I can make a longer version that includes even more personalised material. Please share more anecdotes in order for me to do so.

The end.”

I hate Mondays Demented Warmongering Pedoffenders.

Of course it’s super manly to wear feminine clothes! Why would you let women get to have all the fun clothes?

Ah no worries, already blocked.

“No homo but happy birthday! Anyway which one of you fellas is up for some hotdogs and whipped cream?”