If you’re trying the outfit out privately or with your friends, yes, you’re alpha.
Beta is when you ask online if it looks good on you.
Full release is when you wear it in public.
good one lmao
thanks
Indev is when you look in the mirror.
Sigma is when you are posting online what an alpha male you are.
Love this, love you, let’s do girl things together
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“crossdressing as a girl is something only a guy can do, therefor it is the manliest possible activity.” – anonymous modern day socrates
Couldn’t a nonbinary person also do it? Although in that case idk what the difference between crossdressing and regular clothing preferences would be
(brings Kris Dreemurr wearing a dress into the room)
Behold, an unmanly crossdresser!
I love how kris was the first non binary person that came to your mind lol
tbh I’d do that too
well, Deltarune has been taking up a lot of [IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE] in my mind recently
It takes a true man to be the best girl
And if you are truly the best girl, then having intercourse with dudes is basically mandatory. Gotta be ultra hetro these days.
Sounds like Gigguk
I think of myself as an Expansion Pack Male.
“Enh, $20? Might be fun for a few hours.”
Just wanted to note that I’m the big-box type. So, you know…no refunds, if you’re disappointed.
Something something trans men are the only true “Self Made” Men?
I prefer when the male 2 qol and stability/bugfix updates get backported to male 1 v2.0, but without changing the story or adding unneeded other features
Ain’t nothin so alpha as being you despite what thems think
The masculine urge to become feminine
The fact you bought your first skirt and feminine top without giving a damn on what others say is alpha af.
Real alpha males are secure enough in their masculinity to not be afraid to express their femininity 🫡
They also don’t put (alpha male) in their screen names.
My mind cannot comprehend how grown people can be so incredibly immature. Like… Please. They must have more neurons in their brain than is an acceptable amount to display this behavior.
Sometimes I wonder if there are men who still believe girls have cooties…
I still can’t work out whether he’s top-tier trolling or not
If they are, then they are quite literally top-tier trolling.
The alpha male does not tell others that they are alpha. They simply exist as they are.
In a skirt if need be
Growing up, my dad told me not to insult gay people. Just because they can be quite feminine does not make them any less of a biological male that is more than capable of beating me into a bloody pulp.
Can confirm. Watched a queer, middle aged former UCLA linebacker bash the shit-talking cowboy half his age’s face into a patio guardrail. There were teeth left behind as cowboy got drug off unconscious by his homies.
Of course it’s super manly to wear feminine clothes! Why would you let women get to have all the fun clothes?
Hell yeah brother, and cute as fuck!
omg you’re making me blush, bro.
https://www.britannica.com/biography/Ernst-Rohm
Two fisted cross dresser killed by Hitler for being a Socialist.
oh hey golf foursome guy
I am convinced this Nick Adams is the greatest method actor/comedian since Kaufman. Like everything he says is just chef’s kiss insane. It has to be a bit right?
Right?
It’s actually even WORSE than you think: he’s neither completely serious nor completely joking.
He has delusions of self-awareness at best and thinks he’s hilarious even though he has no idea what the joke he’s making is.
He’s qualitatively the Australian version of Steven Crowder.
Which is by far the worst thing I’ve ever said about an Australian person who ISN’T Tony Abbot.
