nothing makes money quite as well as separating the foolish from it.

that’s quitter talk

Hell, I’m still imagining a world where we had Gore instead of Junior.

When you’re overtaking someone going slow, but they speed up next to you, so you’re stuck now and will miss the exit. Just pretend they were probably lonely and just needed someone next to them for a while.

alternatively, if your vehicle is not driven by unicorn farts and has something with a bit of oomph to it, and you don’t mind risking it: Mash accelerator, assert dominance, make exit.

I always heard it as “women are men, men are little boys, and little boys are Chris Hansen.”

We are a most creative sort, there’s no denying that.

are you and I reading the same comment? It is a relevant anecdote to the topic at hand – the comic, depicting that different cultures have different customs, in this case of acceptable practices for butchering animals – which is not at all a “justification for religious hate”.

Personally, being aware of some of the other more brutal customs human civilization has come up with over the centuries (the Aztecs come to mind but I can name more if you wish), what Moroccans do with their sheep seems pretty tame to me.

I get the feeling you’re not commenting in good faith, though.

When you can’t wrap your hand fully around it, I’d say, is the boundary between a stick and a log.

Do giraffes have long necks, or long torsos?

Yeah, the first one obviously.

Yeah, no shit it’s not Trump he’s gotta fear, Vance is the pope killer. We’ve established this.

This is the second foreign-lottery-related question I’ve seen this morning. From two different accounts.

“It might have been” it would have been, it is a creative work meant explicitly for social commentary.

God, fuck, I hope not. The more tomorrows I’ve been through, the less I want another to come.

edit: god DAMNIT

sure would be nice if there were a way to track that accounts’ bets and make the same ones.

this is the weirdest god damn timeline.

I want to get off of Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride.

this. @lemmysir@lemmy.zip Wait for a physical media release to support the creators if you so choose, but piracy will almost always be a better user experience than giving Netflix money nowadays.

as someone also with autism, allow me: it’s a shitpost, try not to think too hard about it.

pal, you’re talking about the part of the fediverse that was not just merely interested in but intensely obsessed with BEANS for a solid week (and to some degree still is). You gotta do worse shitposting than this to make us flinch.