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Fucking gatekeeper.

My buddy is an accomplished self taught violin maker. He won an award and was talking to another renowned violin maker who asked him where he was taught. He was slightly embarrassed to say he was self taught but she was quite impressed and said “Ahh! The slow way!”

I hustle my skills at recovering furniture. I’m an upholstwhore.

I couldn’t find the OIL cap but I found one labeled 710 but I can’t find any 710 fluid.

This is a world filled with humans and we are all humans.

We’re all one race on this planet, we all burp and fart and thats the way God planned it

That’s just a Juggalo Jiggle.

The hardest thing to do is invent an entirely new perversion.

Sucks to be you guys. 😥

In Canada it’s ‘voluntary’ which calls you go out on. Although there are people on-call who have to stay available. And sober.

Volunteer firefighters absolutely get paid. Paid for training even. Also their income is tax deductible so it’s like they’re paid twice.

They’re speaking Trump’s language.

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

Except they’re all so useless they just lost a war to a country with no airforce or navy.

I heard this in a Scandinavian accent and saw that beardo with that shit eating grin.

That sounds like an excellent place to start.

Try leading with “Hello-Bongjoor”, they’ll understand.

I’m sure we can find some middle ground between nothing and shoot-the-place-up.

Ya, I didn’t mean to link to the thread. Oops

All this talk about pronouns, I just want to know your adverbs. Mine are Lazily and Slowly.