Fuck yeah! Presents baby!

FR = PHONE FL= KEYS RR=WALLET LEFT WRIST =WATCH/FITNESS TRACKER NECK OF SHIRT = GLASSES

Sorry. I count to five before leaving the house to make sure I have everything and so I included more than pockets.

Yes that’s exactly what I’m asking. We’ll done.

Also I’m my defense, no one is forcing anyone to actually do it.

Personally I’m not a huge fan. We only have one and it’s in the living room. I do stream quite a bit but I just don’t want it in my bedroom.

Does it require an account to operate. Didn’t read it. Not going to.

No we don’t.

Considering that TSA, a part of DHS, let more than 90% of guns get through when tested speaks volumes. The new statistics on that have been classified so I guess we just trust then when they say they’ve caught as lot of guns.

Know why you go through this scanners at the airport? Because a former congressman owns (owned?) a large stake in the company that produces them.

Our intelligence knew all about 9/11 before it happened. A whole new agency wasn’t necessary, just new rules.

Considering all of the laws ICE is breaking in the name of punishing what amounts to a misdemeanor, I think we could go back to not having them.

But you know what we COULD use? How about some healthcare?

God I fucking hate April fools Day.

Well my opinion may be skewed a bit since I have celiac and can only eat gluten free cake which usually falls apart. I can see your point as I remember crushing the crumbs with the tines back in my gluten years. Harder to do with a spoon.

I’m surprised to hear that. Not sure I’ve ever been given a spoon. Why do you prefer a fork? Doesn’t some fall through?

It seems to always be served with a fork but now that you mention it I think a spoon would be better.

Finally a whack-a-doodle that DIDN’T shoot a bunch of people. Seems pretty harmless to me. I mean receiving a chocolate coin is not likely to make your day WORSE. Am I right?