SeductiveTortoise

“Hey Elmo, the moon is made of drugs!”

MOOOOM! STOP IT!

Hey Americans, German here. You can use the great city of Nuremberg if you want to clean up, we’re ready. For the trials of course, hang those assholes on your own land.

Or, and I would love that, hand them over to Iran, Afghanistan, whatever country they’ve used for their war crimes. Oh god, I would so love that.

What a fool, there are no cigarettes on the moon!

Exactly! I bet they’ll find some bullshit reason to throw you in custody and then take the 15K as whatever bullshit fee.

Stay safe!

I’d prefer the Iranian people not to die for the pedo prince. They should just stick to a meme war.

Funny, the only dogs I had to protect my bigger dogs from were small ones. Over here they’re almost all not socialized, not trained, not able to behave like a normal dog. There are of course exceptions.

Oh and that one crazy husky.

They did, and I agree with them.

I’ve been bitten thrice in my life. Once by a bigger dog, stressed out of his mind, which I kind of understand, and twice by small dogs who were just assholes.

Fuck me. I’ve been trained to expect anything bad regarding ice to be that one thing that isn’t the issue here. Still, fuck ice.

Everything smart in my house is self hosted and air gapped.

My tech illiterate friend: “we’ve got *webcams in every room! 💕”

*Chinese, cloud based

Same. Which *Amazons should go first?

*Group of

Well, she got me. Looks like this is the end, lads. I just can’t resist such cunning argumentation.

There are worse ways to go. I guess.

They were two of the horsemen… I mean horsepeople of apocalypse. Who were the others?

“Maybe I could eat some of it to get better?”

They didn’t stop doing that, but it would be acceptable again.

Yes, but that’s temporary. They’ll get tender after a while 💖