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Cake day: January 8th, 2025

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  • Lots of fun stupid ideas here…

    • Everyone in the world is now their own microstate with their current position as the start point for a voronoi style distribution of territory.
    • Canada and Canadia are now legally distinct, coterritorial nations. Anyone who refers to themselves as Canadian has the effect of renouncing their citizenship to Canada and joining Canadia. Anyone who refers to themselves as Canadan does the opposite.
    • The world is now divided into nations by elevation rather than latitude and longitude.
    • All locations are redistributed by their affixes. All -stans are one nation. All -villes are another. All -tons and -towns another. All San- and Santa- are another. And so on, and so on. Any conflicts based on having multiple affixes are decided by a fight to the death between randomly chosen locals who prefer one or the other.
    • All areas are formed into nations based on the most common seasoning in that region.





  • Again, that all goes out the window in the case of an actual emergency. The person needs help. In NO case should corporate liability dodging be the reason someone doesn’t get help, regardless of the precise wording of the policy. A policy that can be readily misinterpreted as ‘authorized responders only’ is a bad policy. A policy that places further limitations on the already minimal number of people who could/would volunteer to help is a bad policy. A policy that makes people unsure of what to do is a bad policy. It’s really that simple. Safety and survival trump company liability dodging every single time.




  • If someone needs CPR, all that goes out the window. If someone has watched a tiktok vid that gives them the basic knowledge to say ‘this guy’s not breathing. I’m going to try to help him,’ any policy that says ‘no’ is idiotic. CPR is so ineffective already, worrying about how recently trained people are is a gross distortion of priorities. If they need CPR, it’d be nigh impossible to make their day worse. Same goes for worrying about the trauma of performing CPR where it doesn’t actually save the person, which is the vast majority of cases. It’s going to be traumatic no matter what if your coworker is dying, but the idea that you’re going to prioritize the possible emotional trauma of the basically healthy individual over the literal life and death situation of their coworker is a wild way to triage that scene.

    It’s all just liability dodging. If only the managers/safety people are supposed to do it, the company can’t be sued for ‘letting’ untrained personnel help. If the policy says ‘don’t help’ the company can’t be held liable for the workplace mental injury of the trauma of helping. Telling people who aren’t helping to keep the area clear is sensible, though.






  • Sort of, but dumber. At least a tulpa is a display of a quirk of the human mind that it can create an imaginary friend that feels like a different person, and isn’t done for the titillation of strangers. Vtubers are just the laziest automation of a ventriloquist act.

    They don’t learn the subtle art of throwing their voice and looking like they’re paying attention, practicing a skill like a magician. They don’t even engage sincerely with an esoteric religious tradition like tulpamancers. They just run a software to control the digital dummy and do the exact same thing every other streamer does. Give it a few more years and they won’t be anime girls, it’ll all be AI Pokimane bodies with AI modulated voice changers played by the 50 dudes who sold their souls, their cars, and their neighborhood children to get ahold of the only 100 consumer graphics cards to leak out of the Nvidia pipeline.