I swear I’m not Jessica
blahaj.zone account for @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world
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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
3·22 hours agoStraps for Jesus 🙏
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Pancake posting week 2: make your own batterEnglish
2·22 hours agoYes. She’s just skinny and leaning over at just the right angle. It’s a lack of depth perspective that makes her look like a spider.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Yes, there are people who genuinely believe this ruleEnglish
12·1 day agoI can’t imagine how people can be anything besides a sapphic transfem who shitposts on Lemmy every day 🙄
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Yes, there are people who genuinely believe this ruleEnglish
5·1 day agoMore than half are also into women, so it all works out. No matter what your gender is, the majority of trans people are probably into it.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Pancake posting week 2: make your own batterEnglish
2·1 day agoMake them from scratch!
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Yes, there are people who genuinely believe this ruleEnglish
8·1 day agoIt’s not statistically wrong, as about half of transfems would be willing to date men. However, most of those are also bi or pan, and when the dating environment for men is so full of chuds, women and enbies are more appealing.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Yes, there are people who genuinely believe this ruleEnglish
17·1 day agoIt really should say lesbians instead of women, as otherwise it’s kinda confusing.
Also, hai Maria! :3
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
World News@lemmy.world•Iran closes Strait of Hormuz again in response to Israeli attacks in Lebanon, threatening ceasefireEnglish
3·1 day agoIt’s a joke. Trump’s is just only interested in his personal power and bully mindset, not what actually made the empire powerful.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
World News@lemmy.world•Iran closes Strait of Hormuz again in response to Israeli attacks in Lebanon, threatening ceasefireEnglish
261·2 days agoIt’s impressive how much Trump seemingly wants China to gain power and the US to lose it.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
World News@lemmy.world•U.S. has violated ceasefire agreement, Iran parliamentary speaker saysEnglish
14·2 days agoThe 25% will likely never wake up. It’s the 13% or so who enable the 25% who can actually be “flipped”
He didn’t see the threat from above until it was too late 😔
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•A second one?!? [Rule] [Political]English
3·2 days agoGood morning? I’m trying to sleep 😭
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•A second one?!? [Rule] [Political]English
4·2 days agoIt’s less that they can totally shut it down, and more that they can make it too risky to cross and expensive to keep safe.
Despite being the last person this would ever apply to, it still makes me feel nervous
but I like your posts 🥺
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Pancake posting week 2: make your own batterEnglish
2·2 days agoDon't worry about it!
I can leash you if you want ;3
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Pancake posting week 2: make your own batterEnglish
3·3 days agoSorry, but if you do that I’ll steal your pancake mix before you can use it.



If this account isn’t a psyop, it’s a military fetishist weeb, which is arguably more pathetic.