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Start at $1 million. Once they agree, then you’ve established that they’re willing to prostitute themselves, and you start haggling over the price.
that joke is older than 18 years… so trump wouldnt have anything to do with it
so… an offer of 2 gallons of petrol and a pack of toilet paper?
“I’m no two-bit wh*re!”
“How about three bits?”
You mean, I can represent eight discrete values?
Say no more; I’m in.
“Well, when you put it that way…”
back in my day $20 was $20 look what inflation has done to us
Nowadays $20 is like $7.40
You mean $2.47
No, I meant $2.21, wait no hold on…
Recession indicator
damn $80? look at mr moneybags ova here who can casually turn down that much money. that’s like two grocery trips for me.
Two grocery trips for $40!? Do you shop in 2018?
Trip one: a can of beans. Trip two: a can of beans. Total: $40
I shop exclusively at Aldi, I don’t typically buy meat, and I heavily limit myself on snacks. When you’re poor af, you gotta stretch every dollar when it comes to feeding yourself.
Aldi is the secret tech, I work for a competing supermarket and even I shop at Aldi most of the time
I wish we had Aldi in Canada. I loved it when I lived in England.
Is this about shitting in some dudes mouth again?
Bro is the gaming industry
Lol art of the deal.
