I thought it was “let’s invade Europe with our glorious hordes! Our empire will stretch from the steppes to the ocean!” but my Hungarian is a bit rusty

You’re being hysterical, dear. Maybe it’s that time of the month? I recommend Epsom salts and bromide. Sorry, I’ll explain again to the head of the house.

🍉🍉 👉

Rodney Dangerfield: 😱

Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_joke

Yeah. Their family is dying. They need to spend more on cookies, not less.

In my (personal) experience, mathematicians have absolutely no difficulty to let their colleagues know when they don’t understand a concept. It seems quite normal to reach your max level of abstraction in the field.

In physics, it can be seen as a weakness sometimes. And some people will pretend they always understand everything.

Not always true of course.

What a convoluted way to tell us that you sharted your pants.

Solid state + heat -> liquid state

I don’t see what’s so difficult about this

Whoops sorry, our bad. We only dumped sewage in the first place because we thought it was an inclusive OR situation, not an exclusive OR. That was a bit silly from us, sorry. And we thought the £90m was for allowing us to dump sewage again. We got it this time: no paying, only dumping. No wait. Dump then pay. No fuck, waow this is hard.

…and before the reader becomes too excited by their crazed bravery, we will remind them that many Arditi went on to help D’Annunzio coup in Fiume and/or became the building blocks of fascism. While some founded an antifascist movement, the majority of them was very happy to apply their violence to new fields outside the military.

Edit: him->them

It’s called being on the dole, no? It’s nice for a while, then you need some activity or I would get insane. Been there, done that, can’t complain. Happy to work again but glad the system exists (getting worse though).

There’s a good chance this title is shorter and makes more sense than the actual article. But I won’t check for fear of an aneurism.

And steel beams!

Wow you will criticize the pope, but won’t say anything about the current atrocities in Sudan???

No doubt JD Vance will have to explain again to this new pope, who barely knows anything about theology and the catholic dogma, what Jesus’ teachings about the power of the US president really mean. 🙏

If you average the faces of Orban and Vance you get the right amount of chin, the right amount of forehead, but way too much cheek material

Top translation and you’re super nice to have taken the time to write the original text.

However I don’t think the translation was necessary: everybody on lemmy obviously speaks flüssig German.

Phwoah calm down with the corruptoligarchophobia there!

Remember that simple trick: if your speech would be derogatory if you replace ‘corrupt oligarch’ by any other minority, then you might want to report yourself to the nearest corrupt law enforcement authority and donate some of your time and money to your local oligarch (they need all the money).

You can’t win the ‘only island of Slovenia’ contest on a technicality, it would be dishonourable. If Bled wants to be the only island of Slovenia, it should beat the others by the rules: with a banjo duel.

It is, of course, not the only island of Slovenia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_of_Slovenia