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  • justsomeguy@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldFuck
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    5 hours ago

    All day every day. My dad was a construction worker and would only have a use for books if he needed to start a fire. I won’t try to bend the three braincells that somehow survived a lifetime of alcoholism into shape.

    On his tombstone it shall say “he died as he lived, an idiot.”








  • Depends on the circumstances. I was always faster on my bike than my colleagues but that was in a city coming out of the industrial area during your usual rush hour. Zooming past them on the bike lane always felt nice.

    Anyway it’s always good to remember that there are vastly different circumstances out there for maybe people. This is directed more towards the guy you were replying to than to you.




  • It is the year 2009. After significant effort your balls are hairless and you’re ready for that wild one night stand but as soon as you arrive at the party and find a spot to stand around awkwardly you realize that you’d rather be home playing your level 80 arms warrior in world of Warcraft wrath of the lich king.