Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.
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Seems like you could quickly tell if he stole a bunch of your cookies.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto
History Memes@piefed.social•Hah! We have exposed your deepest, darkest incompetence! You must be so embarrassed!English
39·1 day agoMany of these plans were straight out of Loony Tunes.
CIA bro: Okay, so like he enjoys diving…for shells, and we can like put a bomb in the shell.
Some dude in the back: Will that work?
CIA bro: Dude. Can you just. Support me for once!?
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto
History Memes@piefed.social•The fearsome medieval battlecry, "MY DAUGHTER WAS TOO GOOD FOR YOU, YOU LAYABOUT"English
6·2 days ago(Knight shows up)
Enemy knights: You know what? We give up.
I shall build a throne out of the rubble of your civilization.
Crow with a nuke: You wanna know why a group of us is called a murder!? No? Fix the pavement!!!
That’s what they used to call me…Gandalf the grey. I’m Gandalf the silly willy.
Emma: Oh that’s hot.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do people force themselves to write something, even if they're NOT inspired?
5·4 days agoA lot of it is repetition, and showing up every day with a quota to fill. The other part is not overthinking everything and letting your ideas flow freely.
I actually do this for my professional photo so clients know they’re getting a silly willy.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•today's massive sunspot looks like a dancing gorilla cmvEnglish
4·5 days agoCould this be evidence of a disco soundtrack fusion system? Scientists say no.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in spaceEnglish
28·5 days agoI never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?
Don’t go after the innocent billionaires!
Astronaut: Oh crap, was blue water or land? Screw it, it’s land…oh noooooooo!!! Mr. Dolphin watch out!!!
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in spaceEnglish
114·5 days agoFemale astronaut: Here I go clam slammin in the cabin.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in spaceEnglish
832·5 days agoI propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto
History Memes@piefed.social•"So noble! So inspiring! Such depths and heights!"English
16·5 days agoThe ancient Roman’s wrote some HORNY stuff. Historians believe that this is due to the fact that the authors were horny.









What are you doing volt-san!?