Explanation: The CIA, the foreign intelligence arm of the US government, repeatedly attempted to assassinate Fidel Castro, the de facto leader of Cuba, during the Cold War.
They never did succeed, lmao. Castro would die at the age of 90 of natural causes.
Somewhere in Langley, there’s a CIA scientist eagerly awaiting the day his parkinson’s disease ray is finally declassified and he gets the place in history he deserves.
Many of these plans were straight out of Loony Tunes.
CIA bro: Okay, so like he enjoys diving…for shells, and we can like put a bomb in the shell.
Some dude in the back: Will that work?
CIA bro: Dude. Can you just. Support me for once!?Uncrates ACME Shell Bomb
Meh. This one doesn’t work. 9/11 one works much better:
Time traveler: What day is it?
George Bush: September 11, 2001
Time traveler: Before or afte-
George Bush: Before.
You guys are really mean! We tried so hard!
And got so far
And in the end , it doesn’t really matter!
Good job, you just butterfly effected the assassination into a failure.
