order her own food
Do Americans know you can cook your own food at home?
Femcels be like:
Where are the microwave instructions? This package just has “Oven” instructions…
Hey don’t post lies on the Internet it’s not very nice
no
Damn, they don’t have restaurants outside the states? How sad.
instant noodles are food
And you don’t even have to cook those.
gosh me tooo
“sleep during the day - wake up at night” after just eeping until 3PM.
Now have job and have always cooked because it’s fucking cheaper lick my fingers bitches
who and where
me and in my bed
omw
I hit every one of these marks except unemployed
my condolences
You can be unemployed in spirit
easy to change
“lives off emotional support snacks and instant noodles” I felt that in my soul
I’m too hungry for instant noodles 😭
We need even sooner noodles
past noodles … idk maybe call it pasta or sth? or is that overdoing it?
Live by the blahaj, die by the blahaj
It’s okay, she has Blahaj to support her.
You know you’re lonely when you start looking at people like this and rationalize yourself into by remembering you’ve dated worse.
“I can fix her”
I dont even wanna fix her, she’s perfect
Thise are gonna be my last words someday. 😮💨
I sent this to my friend and he blocked me
you didn’t need him anyways
literally me 😭
yee haw
Well the unemployed part is the deal breaker there
The economy sucks, ok?
That’s true
Edit: the big problem with unemployment is the not having to do anything part. It’s crazy but we are really not build for that
Being unemployed doesn’t mean you have nothing to do.
True but: For most ppl it does.
Do most people have no hobbies and interests?
that means she got time
I mean that’s part of the problem
Yeah, that is a bit much. You need at least some spine, as nice as it would be to imagine fixing such a person.
What about a dysfunctional spine?
scoliosis :3
So long as there is something to be straightened…
but I’ll never be straight :3
This is totally wrong. My hair is teal, not pink.
i mean, my hair is black
this raises a question: is your pfp an illustration of you, or is it of “jessica” (that mysterious person who you totally aren’t)
My pfp is an illustration of me. Idk who Jessica is
Jesicat meoow.
