Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 7 days agoIts what he would have wantedlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoI aspire to have my funeral wind up like the church scene in the first Kingsman movie.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoUgh, it was his final wish; here goes! Proceeds to double tap the priest first, because they’ve been using magic to convert bread and wine into flesh and blood for decades. Don’t want to turn my back to them during a fight.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoPriest instantly turns into a bottle of Rosé and some ciabatta
minus-squareQuetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoIt is soon discovered that 90% of the Church hierarchy is artificially-created bread-and-wine homunculi.
I aspire to have my funeral wind up like the church scene in the first Kingsman movie.
Ugh, it was his final wish; here goes! Proceeds to double tap the priest first, because they’ve been using magic to convert bread and wine into flesh and blood for decades. Don’t want to turn my back to them during a fight.
Priest instantly turns into a bottle of Rosé and some ciabatta
It is soon discovered that 90% of the Church hierarchy is artificially-created bread-and-wine homunculi.