Golly! Harsh!
Lint licker cootie queen
What the French toast!?
It’s a reference to a popular commercial for orbit chewing gum.
https://youtu.be/Bxmkiy9txBE?is=JZWPkenpPdE7OKJS
Kinda old. Still funny.
What happened to just shaking your head and a thumbs down?
googooboy
idiotface
molass-ass
Silly goose.
Yeez Louise calm down
no u
Sad this post missed the most devastating one of all: “You’re basic”.
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
I’m not your pal, guy
I’m not your guy, bro.
The jerk store called, they’re running outta you.
You’re such a big loser that if there was a competition to determine the world’s biggest loser, you’d come in second.
Pulls out uno reverse card
I’m rubber you’re glue, everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
You know it’s a powerful spell because it rhymes.
I know you are, but what am I?
- Shut up!
- Why don’t you make me?
- I don’t make monkeys, I just train em!
Your house looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.
As of this last week, that’s my new favorite.
Where did you get those suits? From the toilet store?
My goto:
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Actually, Losertown has a great school system and some lovely farmer’s markets
