People with those types of weird wingdings, dingbats, dinguses, doohickeys, and thingamabobs crowding their keychains always puzzle me.

Why not have proper, normal things one would use as key chains? Like:

• A length of 7 links of cobalt kiln recovery chain you found on the floor of an industrial site.
• The pin of a fire extinguisher.
• A 7gb usb flash drive in the shape of a key that used to contain an encyclopedia but that now contains a Linux boot.
• A heavy-duty rigging hook.