Oh fuck I’m gonna boof
This reminds me of a long time ago when I was traveling by train in Europe. It was hot and stuffy despite the windows being open with muggy air blasting in. We were standing in the halls as it was better than in the rooms. Then someone barfed - luckily they made it to the window.
Later I went for a walk along the train. The next carriage back was strangely empty - until I noticed the barf splatter on the inside wall of the hall. You could see the silhouette of where people had been standing.Sounds like the time I barfed out of a moving car, and half of it got sucked back in through the cracked open rear window. Surprised my dad didn’t disown me for the mess it made of his car, but within 2 hours he was busy puking up a storm too. That was one nasty fucking stomach bug.
What’s left of a Looney Tunes character after touching a live wire
And a floating mouth with just enough life in it for one last retort.
It was foretold!
Way back in the early 2000s, we used to re-fill toner cartridges. If you overfilled them, it kinda looked like this.
I too would strip naked to fill toner, much to the dismay of HR.
Never trust a fart while dry-boofing.
til about boofing, thanks, i guess
Can’t wake up until I’ve boofed my dark roast.
Looks like someone was raptured before the espresso went into the machine. Unacceptable!
Well….?
