A man meets Jesus and says “whoa, it’s Jesus. You’re such a chill dude.” Jesus then grins a malicious grin, points to himself and says “Guess again, bitch. I’m CALVINIST Jesus.” Calvinist Jesus hits the man with a steel chair. He then kicks the man in his lower back while the man is curled into a ball on the ground.


Lol. On what basis? The amount of original sin they were born with?
Nah, more like ‘God already planned everything, including our existences, so your fate is already predetermined’. Still fucking stupid imo