ptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days agoTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1466arrow-down13
arrow-up1463arrow-down1imageTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squareCluckN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·10 days agoPshh, I’ve gotten so good at pissing I can curve the stream like in Wanted.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·10 days agoThat’s one of the best terrible movies I’ve ever seen.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoThis is a good description. I’ve more than once just stared cross-eyed at various pieces of clothing to look for stitching errors.
minus-squareCluckN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·10 days ago Terrible movie Consider yourself lucky that you’re not smoking a cigarette behind a pillar within a 2.4 foot radius of me.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 days agoPhew. I don’t smoke, so I guess I’m safe.
minus-squareBratosch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 days agoSuch blasphemy will not be tolerated
Pshh, I’ve gotten so good at pissing I can curve the stream like in Wanted.
That’s one of the best terrible movies I’ve ever seen.
This is a good description. I’ve more than once just stared cross-eyed at various pieces of clothing to look for stitching errors.
Consider yourself lucky that you’re not smoking a cigarette behind a pillar within a 2.4 foot radius of me.
Phew. I don’t smoke, so I guess I’m safe.
Such blasphemy will not be tolerated
The Last Peebender.