• dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    “You must really love fish.”

    “Actually, I’m deathly allergic to them.”

    “Then why do you still work here?”

    “Because I’m even more allergic to poverty.”

    I have successfully used this line, altered appropriately, in interviews multiple times. And they say video games never teach you anything.