Curry Barker neither barks nor is yellow. >:(
》“Will Smith”
》Won’t
Fuck I thought she was an ant
Well, she works with my wood ifyaknowwhati’msayn’
Username checks out
Osama wasn’t carrying any bins
hire carpenter
they don’t want to fix my carpets
???
My carpents, please they need fixing.
And if you have time the plumbs under the sink are leaking.
hire carpenter
they can’t catch a carp to save their lives
???
no they make the carp enter YOU
Makes sense, Sabrina SINGER is a carpenter
Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.
I don’t know how many tables he broke, but he sure broke some hearts. Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks any heart not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain
“Fuck this corporate bullshit” -Matthew 21:12-13
Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.
Jesus: “Fuck this corporate bullshit!”
Disciple: “What on Earth is a corporation?”
Jesus: “Oh, you’ll find out eventually. AND HOW THEY SUCK!”
John Fetterman, however, does keep the entire state of Pennsylvania in chains.
Crazy how many folks out here with the name Smith have never even smacked a bit of metal with a hammer either.
And most of them aren’t even dwarves. What a bunch of fakers.
Nominative determinists are in shambles :(
Good forbid a girl have hobbies
Wood forbid
carpenter ants
more like demolition ants
No, that’s Karen Carpenter
Another green salad, another iced tea
There’s a tunic in the closet waiting just for me
Singer is a SEWING MACHINE?
