• Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.

    • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2 days ago

      Reminds me of the bible quote where Nathanael said “Can anything good come from Nazareth?” and Jesus said “Yo, he’s speaking the truth”.

      Nathanael said to him, “Can anything good come out of Nazareth?” Philip said to him, “Come and see.”

      Jesus saw Nathanael coming toward him and said of him, “Behold, an Israelite indeed, in whom there is no deceit!”

    • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
      1·
      8 days ago

      I don’t know how many tables he broke, but he sure broke some hearts. Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks any heart not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain

      • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
        4·
        8 days ago

        “Fuck this corporate bullshit” -Matthew 21:12-13

        Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.

        • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          1·
          7 days ago

          Jesus: “Fuck this corporate bullshit!”

          Disciple: “What on Earth is a corporation?”

          Jesus: “Oh, you’ll find out eventually. AND HOW THEY SUCK!”