hire carpenter
they don’t want to fix my carpets
???
My carpents, please they need fixing.
And if you have time the plumbs under the sink are leaking.
hire carpenter
they can’t catch a carp to save their lives
???
no they make the carp enter YOU
Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.
Reminds me of the bible quote where Nathanael said “Can anything good come from Nazareth?” and Jesus said “Yo, he’s speaking the truth”.
Nathanael said to him, “Can anything good come out of Nazareth?” Philip said to him, “Come and see.”
Jesus saw Nathanael coming toward him and said of him, “Behold, an Israelite indeed, in whom there is no deceit!”
I don’t know how many tables he broke, but he sure broke some hearts. Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks any heart not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain
“Fuck this corporate bullshit” -Matthew 21:12-13
Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.
Jesus: “Fuck this corporate bullshit!”
Disciple: “What on Earth is a corporation?”
Jesus: “Oh, you’ll find out eventually. AND HOW THEY SUCK!”
》“Will Smith”
》Won’t
Crazy how many folks out here with the name Smith have never even smacked a bit of metal with a hammer either.
And most of them aren’t even dwarves. What a bunch of fakers.
Osama wasn’t carrying any bins
Nominative determinists are in shambles :(
Makes sense, Sabrina SINGER is a carpenter
Fuck I thought she was an ant
Well, she works with my wood ifyaknowwhati’msayn’
Username checks out
Good forbid a girl have hobbies
Wood forbid
Curry Barker neither barks nor is yellow. >:(
John Fetterman, however, does keep the entire state of Pennsylvania in chains.
Singer is a SEWING MACHINE?
She actually had a twitch channel back in 2023 centered around woodworking small office supplies (like pencil holders & the like), but all 103 episodes are lost media following a Mandela-effected reset.
I have no idea if you’re joking or serious. I’m hoping the latter, aside from the “lost media” part.
(I have no idea who this person is, but I’m always happy about interesting maker videos.)
No, that’s Karen Carpenter
Another green salad, another iced tea
There’s a tunic in the closet waiting just for me
