• MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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      3 days ago

      Mary’s husband doesn’t know that Mary and me

      Do it on my camel every Sunday

      She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go

      Still she’s on her knees and Mary’s husband doesn’t know

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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        4 hours ago

        Took me a minute, but then the melody clicked and I saw Ben Affleck in my head at a high school graduation party (hint hint) singing this song.

  • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialEnglish
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    3 days ago

    I have tremendous respect for Raquel Welch’s son

    When he was 10 years old his mom was the biggest sex symbol on the planet.

    He managed to live a quasi-normal life and wasn’t crucified once.

  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
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    3 days ago

    Paul never met Jesus and was opposed to him when he was alive. Paul only became a Christian once he was able to twist the religion to suit his own values. Poisonous values that Jesus hated.

    • imdoneinteracting@sh.itjust.works
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      3 days ago

      Then after bro opened a bunch of churches there was this council that got together in Nicaea a few hundred years later and decided what was and wasn’t convenient for them. Now we are told to not retaliate even though Big Je was handing out beatings to money changers.

      I choose Rambo Jesus over Supply Side Prosperity Jesus

  • Alex@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    I thought the whole “virgin” thing was an interpretation of the original Greek or Aramaic for “maid”, as in a young women of child rearing age.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      No. They believe she never had sex. Jesus needs to be an only child and conceived by god or he’s not special enough.

      The real miracle in the Bible is that Joseph didn’t fuck for his entire marriage and was ok with that.