So you want the whole world to look like the Holy Roman Empire?

HVAC companies hate this one weird trick! Build a bloody pyramid around your house and you won’t need heat or AC.

Wait, I thought you were supposed to yub your nub before making any big decisions?

Edit: damn autocorrect not knowing yub

Bright and sunny outside

What a lovely day to die.

He is called Alex the great drinker, after all.

Imagine how terrible it would have been to see the enemy slowly build their way to your fortifications? The waiting must have been terrible.

That Alex guy sounds great!

Don’t worry, if you drop your phone down there, a nice clown will retrieve it for you. Apparently phones float in the sewer!

Shit, my intrusive thoughts are starting to get intrusive thoughts.

How 'bout that weather we’re having? Sure is, weathery.

Shit, you’re right haha, whoops.

Me after imagining a Greek mythology anime where JupiterZeus Prime must gather the scattered gods after Titans destroyed Mt. Olympus:

People, what a bunch of bastards.

Sounds like urine trouble.

I’ve done the same with my cats with a regular can opener and tuna juice. Whenever I make a tuna sandwich I’ll give them the juice, but now they come running regardless of what can I’m opening. It’s entertaining to let them smell a can of beans/whatever that isn’t tuna.

Interacting with France is the gateway drug to country-hood.

Jefferson’s bitches better be wearing jimmies!