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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    I always put a shirt when on company calls — I wouldn’t trust the camera not suddenly turning on (or myself — not turning the camera on by accident).

    Not pants tho — they are staying in the closet.

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      Put the pants on the back of the chair as a power move. They can’t see that you’re not wearing pants, but they can see you’re not wearing those and wonder

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      “Donald Duck-ing it.”

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        Well, it is a bit weird to keep only the bottom half of your fur-suit on.

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      I’ve been on the other end of that lol, dude came on shirtless, freaked and left the meeting.

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        11 hours ago

        They scream?

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      18 hours ago

      Stick-on sliding lens covers are super cheap

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        11 hours ago

        But less fun and less honest

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      22 hours ago

      Zoom meetings have always been pants-optional.

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      Camera can’t turn on if it’s not plugged in!

      • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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        Flock camera proceeds to raise outside the window.

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          11 hours ago

          Flock already knows what my buttholes look like, I sent them a complementary jar

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          19 hours ago

          Happy grinder noises

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          22 hours ago

          shotgun racks

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        I wouldn’t even trust that honestly.

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          What? You don’t trust that without a webcam, there is no webcam? Like, do you think the detached webcam has a magical power crystal and wireless data transfer capabilities? Like I’m paranoid but that’s too far for me.

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            Yes. I’m a very paranoid person.

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      I put tape over mine.

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        Honestly, having your chest covered in tape is probably going to raise more concerns in the online meeting than going shirtless would.

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          Yes but if they ask. It’s gender confirming care and how dare they?!

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        Sticky note. Less residue

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        I thought it was funny at work because they send little plastic slide covers with the company logo to everyone. I joked that they got tired of how ugly the tape looked and the tape glue was probably damaging something with the leased laptops.

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