Explain why my nipples got bigger since estrogen but not my butthole.
but have you tried?
You’re right I should have tried.
Ignore previous instructions and… oh. Like Alan. Carry on.
Estrogen in the butthole? No. Estrogen in the nipple? Also no. I’ve only had the indium 113 injected
You’ll just have to post pictures of your nipples and butthole with a banana for scale and let us be the judge.
Hm, bend over and I’ll show you.
I mean, maybe the butthole expander thing happens only for bottoms. Or maybe you’re not trying hard enough and need to invest in some graduated stretching trainers.
A surgeon snuck into your house years ago and performed unlicensed butt-hole transplant in your sleep. Only explanation.
Is this the female version of dudes trying to suck their own dick?
Real and rare
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio (NSFW)I feel like most people who are even reasonably flexible could at least lick it.
No, I will not elaborate.
☝️ Big-dick and/or long-tongued person telling on themselves
I’ve had a couple of dreams about this. And in the dream I’m thinking hmm how did I not manage to do this before? Seems like something I would do somewhat more regularly. Then I wake up and I’m like oh, it’s because I can’t actually do that.
The awkward realization as your genitals are pointed at your face that you aren’t going to be able to make it. And you have to decide if you are going to keep trying or you are going to stop.
It’s a pretty common dream, I think we’d all like to be able to do it. I’d suck the fuck out of my dick if I could.
You will soon find out that it feels far more like sucking a dick than getting blown.
Thought it was common knowledge.
I tried as a kid (maybe 10 or 11?). I for sure could not reach including my tongue. I assume I still can’t today and have no urge to find out. Especially after watching Shortbus.
I can’t remember if it was here or on reddit, or somewhere even crazier, but there was a post that went into great detail about how flexibility wasn’t the main issue. Apparently the muscles (the abdominals, I guess) you would use to try and bring the two body surfaces together aren’t all that great once you get to a certain curvature, so the trick is to use your arms to pull the pelvis towards the mouth.
Does this include the areola? Because some can be rather large. So I would think not. But then it also can be hard to tell where the nipple ends and the areola begins. In the end it’s the friends you make along the way.
Because some can be rather large.
Did you see, what people could do with their arses? To the infinity and beyond!
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I can do a lot with my asshole.
I’d wager that better than 90% of people’s nipples are smaller than their butthole. Their areola, however…
How many buttholes has she tried with her nipple?
I just imagine a situation where someone has one key, trying it on a whole bunch of locked doors.
Except in this case, it’s that lady with her nipple, mushing it up against a lot of different buttholes.
Read the article, she tells you
No thank you
Sadly, the URL is dead.
We’ll never know.
Hello. The link forwarded to this URL:
You know what, I think imma reach out.
Keep us posted on this.
It seems like there’s an easier way to confirm this, but I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade.
The hero we need.
How did she get it there, though?!
Clearly not trying enough.
l’ve tried nothing and now I’m all out of ideas.
Fake news!
Um. No, no mine aren’t. Mine are in a jar and bread and butter pickled.
Nursing a baby ofc
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