• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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        14 days ago

        Bro I wanna go on Rogan’s podcast and talk about how the F-I mean, the CIA turned me from the guy who told his ROTC cadre that my nonexistent sister got me pregnant because I judged the wrath of my father more of a threat than the United States Military into a proficient node within the counterintelligence network as well as prepare me for my role as Q, Epstein’s boss, the 48th n 50th president of the United States, and the second coming of Christ. I think I’m just gunna do the whole thing drunk.