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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 20 days ago

No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someone's car is

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someone's car is

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 20 days ago
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  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    In the Disney’s Cars universe this should be flagged NSFW

    • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
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      19 days ago

      For sexual content or gore?

      • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        19 days ago

        This actually qualifies as both.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          hold on, i’m about to kachow

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    20 days ago

    *Red to dead / Red to donor /

    Black to donor / Black to metal*

    And back again Swoon

    • bountygiver [any]@lemmy.ml
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      And from what I’ve seen, the jumper kits that comes with modern cars are marked with numbers on which ones you should put on first.

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      Yeah, I don’t see it as intimate. Trickle charging is like donating blood. Using the donor’s alternator is like CPR before the other car’s rushed off to the auto store for an emergency transplant.

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    I have a self-starter that really conveniently gets my car going. I needed it since my car battery dies a lot since I do everything in my power to walk or bike to stuff.

    This meme really drives home how solo I am.

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      It’s cool I have a whole shelf of vibrators for the same reason.

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    I wish we could connect our nipples as you teach me how to love again

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    what if we kissed and we were both sedans … haha jkjk…unless … ?

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    Use a rubber.

    I mean glove.

    I mean…

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      ~Vasoline would be more appropriate here.~

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        better save that for when backdoor beemer shows up.

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