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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someone's car is

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Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 20 days ago

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Use a rubber.

I mean glove.

I mean…
- dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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  ~Vasoline would be more appropriate here.~
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    better save that for when backdoor beemer shows up.

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