Misericorde. I think I could spend a year in a late 15th C nunnery where they mostly like to drink wine and play chess.
Yes, those are famously the only duties and restrictions of life as a 15th century nun 😄
The plot focuses on the MC trying to solve a murder, which wouldn’t be my job. They do all get called out for being terrible women of God. It is implied that this nunnery might be where they send problem women.
Alright, that DOES sound a lot better than your standard nunnery! 😁
Apparently the second installment gets really gay, too
These are the end times
There was no hope of survival
This is how you died
Project Zomboid, so pretty fucked!
Stardew valley is basically what I want out of my life, so I might not leave
Same game and same thought. You mean I get to be a multimillionaire farmer girl who’s dating every single eligible bachelor(ette) in the valley simultaneously? I’d give my million dollar prize back if it means I get to stay.
Minecraft. Honestly, send me into the wilderness where I can build a little log cabin by a lake, make furniture, and live off the land. And the only people around are some zombies who don’t try to talk to you. Keep your million.
You’re a human though not steve. Can you punch down a tree or punch a pig to death?
hopefully start in a forest, break leaves for apples, and then follow a river until you find a village or something else to get tools
starting in a desert would be pretty bad unless you can scoop out the insides of cacti to eat. im not sure how much of minecraft rules are steve’s doing and how much are the world’s
I think I would enjoy an entire year in The Stanley Parable tbh
It’s BUCKET TIME!!
I’m well travelled, own several starships, and am mostly fluent in gek. Of course I have to fend off daily attacks by pirates and sentinels.
Damn it’s been a couple of years since I last played NMS… Should probably try to hop back in to see what kind of updates there’s been. Probably a ton
They added Pokémon. Welcome back.
As a Forza addict, I think I’ll be just fine.
Until you inevitably crash at high speed and die gruesomely
I don’t even need to drive. I could just hang out in Tokyo for a year.
Until someone inevitably crashes into you at high speed and you both die gruesomely 😉
Normally cars can’t enter areas with people. On the off chance they do, they clip right through the people. Also the game basically encourages you to do 1,000ft+ jumps and there’s no damage if you turn it off.
Just rewind time and do it better…and crash a different way
Yup. Being stuck in a version of Japan that I can race all different cars and enjoy a different season every week with no death. I’m so there.
Not sure how I would live in hollow knight silksong exactly do I have to be a bug or would I be myself situated above the zones.
you would be seen as a boss and would be killed by a beetle holding a needle
I’m squid!
You’re a kid now 🎶
My last game was StarCraft so I’d be dead via ling rush within the first three minutes.
Edit: StarCraft 2
One or two?
SC2. I was first introduced to 2 and then never went back to play 1. I should have specified, but it’s just “StarCraft” to me.
Project zomboid on easy settings (low amount of zombies, zombies are dumb, high amount of loot and easy skill gain). I’d take it. Even regular settings would be a dream in comparison to dealing with state violence, so I’d be pretty happy.
I like to play with the RV interiors mod, hook a trailer to a Winnebago and just wander from place to place collecting food, seeing the sights
I love that mod! Does it work on stable 42 now?
I haven’t used it on the latest update, but I have used it on a b42 build in the last 6 months. I assume it’s updated
It’s rimworld.
I don’t want to be a cannibal.
That’s fine, but know one day the straw that will break you will be you will be your lack of a dinner table.
You can scavenge berries, but the only available hats are… Let’s call them “locally sourced.”
Depends on how Night City treats me. Not sure I wanna chromed for a year’s stay.
It tends to treat everyone except a few corpos pretty damn awfully, in fact…
It’s a lot like how I imagine American cities
Yeah, it’s pretty much “current day US but worse in the same ways” 🤷🏻
I’d do night city.
Outer Wilds.
In 22 minutes I and everyone else am dead.
07 make it count friend
Overwatch. It looks fun from the outside, but I’m forced to participate in short matches where I repeatedly die, come back and kill cute yet soulless people all day long, for a year.
I started eating people on day 3. There is a hole were my humanity used to be. A hole that can only be filed by trembling, bloody, screaming flesh. The hamster was first. He was easy. Then, month after month, I got through the rest of the roster, each one with a different bottle of wine from the Paris deathmatch map. Now my appetite, form and spirit have grown beyond what is humanly conceivable. When the map loads and they see me, they all run and shriek as my many mouths start tearing through their ever fresh, juicy bodies. As if they too were starting to remember their unending, inescapable demise.
One day it will end, but in the meantime I need to feel their bones break and heartbeats fade on my tongues. Such delicious marrow. Such delicious broth.
Overwatch.exe
Awesome 😎
