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Buage_@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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  • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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    “Come back with a warrant” is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.

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      I absolutely love this. Thank you.

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      It’s all fun and games until you say it to someone who happens to be a cop and then he takes it as evidence of guilt for some unspecified crime so he begins stalking and harassing you and making your life hell until you have a mental breakdown and then he books you for disorderly conduct.

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        Hey if they want to collect my shit as evidence, that’s totally their prerogative and I just may enjoy the show.

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          Not with my poop. That’s why I bring a fish tank net and a plastic bag with me everywhere

    • BlueOysterCultist@lemmy.zip
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      That reminds me of this scene in venture bros

      Www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2IDBJKU_t4

  • ratildarat@lemmy.ca
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    I say “occupado!” And I’m not even Spanish

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      “Estoy Poopin!”

    • phorq@lemmy.ml
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      Works better to tell them you’re embarrassed, or “embarazado” en español 😉

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    “Occupied”

    “Fuck off”

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      “Go away, I’m ‘batin’!”

    • The Real King Gordon@lemmy.world
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      I prefer

      “OCCUPADO!”

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        Estoy cagando!

    • tourist@lemmy.world
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      “I am fighting for my life in here”

  • Frettchen@lemmy.world
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    Besetzt

    • synestia@lemmy.ml
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      KEIN ZIMMER FREI! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

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    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      Why’s he covering himself. We all wanna see.

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    “Come in!”

    Followed by an earth-shattering shart

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    “come in!”

    • canaryWart@programming.dev
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      All fun and games until your bluff gets called

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        It’s no bluff

    • sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org
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      This is my go to

  • TRock@feddit.dk
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    I always say “come in” - no one has ever tried to come in. 😂

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      deleted by creator

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    • not@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Occupado!

    • tatterdemalion@programming.dev
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      poopiendo

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    “3D printing in progress”

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      That one is priceless. I’m taking it.

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      “Compiling!”

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        Core dumped

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    “Occupied” or “workin on it”

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      “Workin’ on it” is perfect. I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before!

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      “Hnnnggggg!”

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      In a hank hill voice

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        This is exactly what I do. But from the episode when they went to Mexico.

        “Uh… Este Juan es occupado.”

        Makes me laugh every time, not sure about the other person.

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      Removed by mod

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    Occupied

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    OCCUPADO

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      Australian with a nyc accent??

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    Occupied.

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    I would like to share this timeless classic

    <cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
    <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
    <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
    <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
    <emoti_conartist> lol
    <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
    <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
    <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
    <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
    <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
    <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
    <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
    <cassius_clay13> and runs away
    <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
    
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      Wow. Bryan sounds like a shit head. Good for him to keep stereotypes alive.

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        Just lads being lads, what a ledge 🤗

        (The Lads on Tour movement needs to end fast)

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