George Carlin had a skit about “things you never see.” One was “taking a shit while running at full speed.”
CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can’t find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn’t like my VPN today, but here’s a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)
IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.
Fuck beans and moths and all that nonsense. Everyone post photos of celebrities and athletes pissing and shitting themselves! It’s good fun, we’ll ’ave a laugh!
Can I get a matching Paula Radcliffe pooping plate?
First time I went to a marathon to cheer on a friend, within about 5 minutes I saw an old dude with a shit stream running down each leg.
It’s more common than one assumes.
George Carlin had a skit about “things you never see.” One was “taking a shit while running at full speed.”
CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can’t find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn’t like my VPN today, but here’s a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)
IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.
If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.
My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running
And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count
Absolutely a known issue for runners.
yeah, Guardian did an article recently
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/sep/18/hyrox-joanna-wietrzyk-history-of-athletes-pooing-mid-race-why-and-how
and any number of search results
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=fpas&q=marathon+runner+poop+pants&ia=web
She needs to up her game: do it indoors on mats that her fellow competitors will need to use for pushups.
Fuck beans and moths and all that nonsense. Everyone post photos of celebrities and athletes pissing and shitting themselves! It’s good fun, we’ll ’ave a laugh!
Well George Bush Sr puking on the Japanese prime minister would make a nice 3rd piece.
It’s a chocolate brownie preparation dish, but yes!
Get a Gary Linekar one for the unholy trifecta