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I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.
This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day
I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.
Unsinkable 2 got me
Definitely the best.
To be fair though, for all we know unsinkable 1 didn’t sink but blew up or something.
It hit an iceberg.
Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.
That’s the one I don’t get.
Cirrhosis is what happens to your liver if you drink too much
*Cirrhosis of the liver
Pier pressure Is my favorite
I worked for a marina when I was a
childteenager, and my favorite boat name was a sailboat namedC:[ESC]
I own a couple of inflatables, a tiny foldable, car trunk capable dinghy with an 4 hp motor, and a mid sized trailerable RHIB (rigid hull inflatable boat). The dinghy is named cuinmeri (phonetic spelling of Queen Mary in Spanish) and the RIHB is called patchwork, because of all the patches it had before I retubed it. And yes, I’m a near boomer (early Xer) dad.
Patchwork before retubing:
Where’s “wet dream”?
They’re all great except the last one. The “Cirrhosis” one went over my head but I looked it up, it’s excellent. The last one, “aqua holic”, isn’t a dad joke unless I’m missing something.
Being an aquaholic can lead to cirrhosis of the river.
My Dad’s sailboat was Passing Wind
I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.
Should’a been “Wood Knot”, or even “Wood Naut”.
The best ones ive seen in person have to do with divorce
But cirrhosis of the river is hilarious
The USS Unpaid Alimony
