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I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.
This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day
I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.
I worked for a marina when I was a
childteenager, and my favorite boat name was a sailboat namedC:[ESC]
Pier pressure Is my favorite
Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.
That’s the one I don’t get.
*Cirrhosis of the liver
Cirrhosis is what happens to your liver if you drink too much
Unsinkable 2 got me
Definitely the best.
To be fair though, for all we know unsinkable 1 didn’t sink but blew up or something.
It hit an iceberg.
Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.
One dude had “Hail Seaser”.
My dad’s friend had a boat named the “Oy Vey”
what does it mean ?
It’s just a Yiddish phase meaning something like oh, crap or ay yi yi.
Should’ve been oy bay.
I can’t decide whether the pencil-pusher who reviews boat naming paperwork has a great job or a terrible one. Should track their workplace injury stats and study the effects of frequent high-intensity eyerolling.
Vocal strain from constant light chuckling. The job title is called Chucklehead.
I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
Should’a been “Wood Knot”, or even “Wood Naut”.
Aboat Time is just Canadian
I own a couple of inflatables, a tiny foldable, car trunk capable dinghy with an 4 hp motor, and a mid sized trailerable RHIB (rigid hull inflatable boat). The dinghy is named cuinmeri (phonetic spelling of Queen Mary in Spanish) and the RIHB is called patchwork, because of all the patches it had before I retubed it. And yes, I’m a near boomer (early Xer) dad.

Patchwork before retubing:











