I once masturbated to Jesus on the cross. I did it outside at a Catholic retreat on a Marian Grotto trail. I was a weird kid.

Right on, daddy

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Normie christians : Jesus died for our sins
Based Christians : Jesus died on the cross so that this man’s horniness could be forgiven also your sins
Jesus died on the cross to get you off you’re welcome
I’m personally there for the resurrection sex. That’s gotta be like morning sex but waaaayyyyy better.
In the medieval period there were nuns who were seriously into Jesus…
Toxic Yaoi between Lucifer and God 🤤🥵
I’d read that.

Also (to the comment in the meme) you wouldn’t grant Jesus a little bj as relief as he’s drinking the cup of sin and being tortured to death for all humankind?
What kind of an asshole are you?
(Edit: humankind, mankind has caused enough trouble as it is)
Oh, he is risen…(sensual saxophone playing)
And then there’s the fans of Quills
Did she voice that meme?
That statue is St Patrick though not Jesus
he’d be scared of that person too
There’s a number for that…
Cue obligatory Christian Woman by Type O Negative.
I think you’re looking for the word “cue” my friend!
Fair enough.








