My roommates used to fuck their gf’s no matter if I was there or not. They fuckin. I’m studying? They fuckin. I’m in the shower? They fuckin. I’m fuckin my own gf? Yep…we all be fuckin.
… because they knew you wouldn’t tell on them! The sign of a good friend!
I’m scandalized by the inversion of the Q&A format, where you seem to put the answer (“They fuckin.”) before the questions.
Edit: I’ve been enlightened by Osan.
Actually the number of situations matches the number of “fuckin” and they ended with a “fuckin” not a situation/question so "fuckin"s follow the the questions and not precede them. What might have confused you is the fact that the first time was not formatted as a question but rather a conditional statement describing a situation, and also the very fucked up use of punctuation.
Ok, but now get your girl and your mates girl to lay in bed with each other.
Yeah. Now we got a show!
Bonk!
It’s okay to have boundaries.
My roommate came with his girlfriend
Sounds like they’re done.
No, it’s snuggle time now.
