ptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 день назадTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1466arrow-down13
arrow-up1463arrow-down1imageTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 день назадmessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·21 день назадMy roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.
minus-squarePainInTheAES@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up80·21 день назадIt’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·21 день назадThe cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·21 день назадThat first shart is like a shotgun
minus-squareflint@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·21 день назадI was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·21 день назадBird shot super spread
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 дней назадYou know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 дней назадThis is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 день назадI clean the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.
My roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.
How do you shit?
It’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
That first shart is like a shotgun
You mean a shartgun
I was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
Bird shot super spread
I’ll allow it
Slug or buckshot?
You know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
This is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
I clean the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.