The amertican people have been asking for some time for Britain to take us back. Thats how bad our government is-- we’d happily sign back onto the absolute dumpter fire of British government rule and it’d be a great improvement.
Don’t strive for not what you have. Strive for substantially better. Britain is a pos, no kings means no kings.
I be a dumpster fire of the stewards cost of baritone prominence, and I know what I understand and that’s where seven doth cost six one two in the back of yhr ninr snd that typo was on purpose, obviously.
Come on, Britain.
Please? We’re very used to “taxation without representation” now and its fine with us. Just give us a second chance and take us back, baby. it’ll be better this time – we’ve learned our lesson.Bro I am the 48th n 50th president, tf you on about? I represent a group of honest, trustworthy individuals representing the representatives of the government who make up the remains of the Illuminati and will be happy to take your banking information at a moment’s notice, I’ll have you know.
You pick up dog shit with your own ass you molest your mother with, fookin pussies!
A country and the people living in that country are two different things.
and it’s not even against the US’ will, it’s just an invitation
and it’s not even against the US’ will, it’s just an invitation
You kiddin’? I’ve been begging Canada to take New England as a province since y2k.
ngl tho, for all its difficulties the british medical system is straight up better than the american one, since the american one is basically “no system, fuck you get rekt” x.x
I’m down for being annexed just please
- Don’t be a country seriously considering electing Nigel Farage or the local equivalent
- Be careful how much you annex or you will get #1 eventually.
Probably about half of us will find this funny as hell. I know I do.
As much as I despise the imperial legacy of my home country, this got a laugh out of me.
Ok but I want that sticker
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Aw fuck. What about us joke priests? Can I provide my own entrails or do they gotta be fresh (I do not want to go through that again)
Idk if you heard, but the king in the UK does not have absolute power anymore…
Still has all the money, though.
Maybe not, but that doesn’t mean he should be spared the guillotine
more kings
*snort*
No humor like British humor
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The Scots and English are different countries
The Welsh too
And Northern Ireland should not be a part of the UK.
And Northern Ireland should not be a part of the UK.
The troubles was a hell of a time
Such a euphemistic term
Wait til you find out what the Irish called WW2
There’s no humourlessness like British humourlessness
Well, you can fuck yourself because I’m a Kiwi
I lived all over the UK though, a couple of decades ago
So yeah, I have more perspective than some yank who struggles to find their own state on a fucking map
Okay there fella. Pretty mild jokes I thought, didn’t mean any harm.
I might be a seppo but I was never that good at it. Not that good at being a Brit either, these days. Maybe I’ll emigrate to New Zealand someday and suck at that, if I ever find it on a map.
It’s left off most maps
Not necessarily a bad thing,
Although there’s very little oil there, so it’s fairly safe
They are very much the same country, actually, common misconception amongst sportsballers.
I hear there’s talk of a referendum to change that, but until then:
Wrong
The UK is a tight political union consisting of England and 3 countries who’s populations have never recovered from what England did to them, and consistently vote contrary to it.
4 countries, part of one sovereign state
As a Canadian, I find this incredibly hilarious.
Absolutely top notch shitstirring.
shitstirring
The word “trolling” covers exactly this concept. Unlike the misused term Russian “troll farm”, which is more accurately a hostile foreign psy-op.
Whats brilliant is that more than one word can mean the same thing. It keeps things from getting boring.
Well, Canada turned out better under British rule. I say, the Red Coats should march back into their former colony and press reset!
