Hi, I’m Lo Wang. I’ll be your acupuncturist today.
Johnson?
No need for names. You leave your number at the front desk, and if you are lucky, you’ll get a call back.
I’m a wolf, so mine’s a sheath. 🐺
(well, technically, the sheath is the outer thing around it, and when it’s out of the sheath I still have to figure out what to call it. But when it’s stowed away? sheath!)
(also fun fact: I have a permanent boner. Literally, there’s a bone in there. :3)
– Frost
I never call it
It just comes when it pleases
🥇
a post about male genitals and the top comments all in capitals. why am I not suprised?
arooo
mister boopsy fucking killed me
… And he can do it again in 2-5 hours ;)
I knew a girl that refereed to her breasts as ‘the girls’ and dicks as ‘the little gentlemen’.
“May I come in, ma’am?”
I’ve heard the former a million times but I’ve never heard the latter.
Mine is known as The Great Depression.
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
I think they mean it in more of a topogical sense, maybe. Could be either/both.
“Gochu” meaning “hot pepper” in Korean.
All you want is a dinkle
What you envy’s a schwang
A thing through which you can tinkle
To play with or simply let hangI just call it “my eight inches”
Here’s hoping someone done seen that video of the courtroom.
I would strongly prefer if you specifically never interacted with any of my posts.
Sorry, I really am not able to assist with that. I would strongly suggest you don’t waste your energy with this request. 🙂
There is a side group for hog that doesn’t always include magats. Bilmuri fans.
Dih
Laphog, schlong, rod, pecker, snake, package, unit, johnson, richard, purple helmet warrior, willy, one eyed trouser snake, sinstick, prick, dink, pickle, sausage, lower horn, skinflute, genghis khan
Remember those fellas?
Oh man, forgot about that earworm, going to be stuck for a bit
I an always glad to help 😈
Pimmel, Latte, Knüppel, Dödel, Nacktmull, Schniepel, Penis, Glied, Gerät, Sackkanone, Beglücker, Bestrafer, Prügel, Prengel, (Brat-)Wurst, Riemen
Two things, roughly related:
- I couldn’t properly name as many colors properly.
- In my youth, a discounter sold tissues branded ‘Solo Talent’. Still love the humor.
