slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agothree cheers for fate!lemmy.caimagemessage-square91linkfedilinkarrow-up1666arrow-down19cross-posted to: politicalmemes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1657arrow-down1imagethree cheers for fate!lemmy.caslothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square91linkfedilinkcross-posted to: politicalmemes@lemmy.world
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up25·5 days agoWhat’s up with the guy on the right? I don’t know who that is.
minus-squareyopyop@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up114·5 days agoLuigi Mangione. I don’t know why he’s there, this guy did nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
minus-squaremanualoverride@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up71·5 days agoRight! All he did was enjoy a meal, a succulent McDonalds meal.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·5 days agoThen some cops showed up, and he yelled “THIS MAN TOUCHED MY PENIS!”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoYeah and what sin did the submarine commit?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoThat submarine is a Goddamned saint!
minus-squareIoughttamow@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up37·5 days agoSome guy I saw in Hawaii on 2024-12-04
minus-squaremanualoverride@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·5 days agoThat is our lord and saviour Luigi, looking ripped.
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up21·5 days agoI’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 days agotakes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it… continues sucking nipple
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoI’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you suck me?
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 days agoLuigi Mangione, the alleged killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
minus-square∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoAlleged ‘denier of not having bullets in his chest’ actually
What’s up with the guy on the right? I don’t know who that is.
Luigi Mangione. I don’t know why he’s there, this guy did nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Right! All he did was enjoy a meal, a succulent McDonalds meal.
Then some cops showed up, and he yelled “THIS MAN TOUCHED MY PENIS!”
GENTLEMAN!
Truly DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!
Yeah and what sin did the submarine commit?
That submarine is a Goddamned saint!
Some guy I saw in Hawaii on 2024-12-04
That is our lord and saviour Luigi, looking ripped.
I’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.
takes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple
What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it…
continues sucking nipple
That’s not my nipple.
Carry on,
I’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you suck me?
Luigi Mangione, the alleged killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
Alleged ‘denier of not having bullets in his chest’ actually
Those are orcas