• NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
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    10 days ago

    Hey if you’ve learned to surf the chemical waves and keep yourself both upright and upbeat enough to deal with asshats like me being snarky on the internet, you’re already doing better than I am.

    Godspeed, you funky internet gremblin :D

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          9 days ago

          Bro I wanna go on Rogan’s podcast and talk about how the F-I mean, the CIA turned me from the guy who told his ROTC cadre that my nonexistent sister got me pregnant because I judged the wrath of my father more of a threat than the United States Military into a proficient node within the counterintelligence network as well as prepare me for my role as Q, Epstein’s boss, the 48th n 50th president of the United States, and the second coming of Christ. I think I’m just gunna do the whole thing drunk.

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            9 days ago

            Good luck doing it sober, theyll have you on that ea-3167 before you’ve made it through the tirst round of interviews. It’ll have you moving and lookinh lik4 mr bean

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                8 days ago

                People not knowing who you are on the internet is the ideal, I genuinely (and I mean this with no disrespect) could not care any less who you are or how important you think you are.

                Unless you’re UnknownArchive, in which case I’m glad to hear you’re atill alive.

                Last I saw he was saying “There’s no way Russia is invading Ukraine again.”