Pope Francis, after meeting JD Vance, died the day after Easter in 2025.
It would be infinitely funny if someone else, after meeting with JD Vance, would die the day after Easter 2026 too.
What would you say is the percentage of people on this planet waiting to see him finally die, something like 98%?
Russia thinks the Trump Presidency is amazing for them. First Trump cuts support for Ukraine, then Trump blames Ukraine for keeping the war going by dastardly not surrendering to Russia. And now Trump is raising global oil proces, radically increasing the income of the Russian state. All while delegitimizing the US.
China probably cheers on the weakening of US power too. And US Republicans also overwhelmingly supports Trump, for reasons known only to them.
So if you add up Russia and China (enemies of America) and Republicans (but I repeat myself), way less than 98% of people wants Trump dead.
Don’t forget wasting all our missiles and munitions in Iran so we won’t have a stockpile when we or one of our actual allies gets attacked.
Yes. “All”. Your “actual allies” get attacked. Good grief. Isn’t it exhausting to see enemies behind every tree?
But again, don’t stop, the entertainment value is unmatched.
It is so funny USAmericans need to blame Russia for your own shitty corrupt settler colonial society instead of just taking responsibility. It isn’t Russia. If anything the government in Russia is the result of US actions, not the other way around. You literally over threw the Soviet Union with color revolutions than installed Yeltzin there then worked with Putin for a long time before deciding to shift the blame to him. You are the evil ones. You are the illegitimate ones. Death to the USA.
My goodness conspiracy theorists are always so fun to watch.
Did Putin also cleverly wait for Biden to be president to invade?
The plot goes deeper than you think!
lol you guys are great!
“So if you add up Russia and China (enemies of America)”
I see, but you let your great industry leaders outsource all their manufacturing to China. Unless… China controlled them all since the start even when China was a bunch of fishing villages!!
Oh boy you guys. Don’t stop. You’re better than a convoluted '80s soap opera!
english as a second language much?
Wild to see the united states lich project coming to fruition in our lifetime. Or their omegaverse project backfiring and the president (an omega) going into heat for the second time, forcing another coverup.
Bah. You’ll know he’s actually dead when it shows up on Polymarket.
It is an exercise, for the big moment that everyone on planet earth is waiting for, the end of a dictator, criminal trump
If Trump dies, Vance takes over and he might be even worse. The point is to oppose the system that created Trump, not this particular figurehead, which can always be replaced.
Vance doesn’t have a grip on this idiot minions like Trump does. I also think Russia gave Trump a bunch of dirt on GOP members which he has been more than willing to exploit. I can’t honestly think of any other reason they bend over and take his bullshit.
Vance is an asshole, and probably a little evil, but he’s also a huge wimp. People will steamroll right over him.
I think when Trump dies, MAGA will fade away.
I think when Trump dies, MAGA will fade away.
I wish I shared your optimism. It won’t, but time will tell with certainty.
Vance is Peter Thiel’s boy. Who doesn’t Thiel have dirt on?
Yeah, nobody is out there ready to cover their mobility scooters in Vance merch.
MAGA, yes, but the disease that caused it all will still fester.
yup. the cult won’t survive the loss of the cult leader. however, the cultists will still remain. 45/47 wasn’t even the cult leader until about 3 years after the cult had started reshaping republican politics. the death of 47 will bring about a great reshuffling, not the permanent end of all human suffering. the things that need doing are for us to educate the children on how to recognize and resist fascism. fascism will remain a threat to all humanity so long as a single person carries its flame in their heart. so learn: authoritarianism is not about the authority (person) it’s about the authoritarians (people). authoritarianism is only made possible by people voluntarily carrying out the actions demanded by dear leader. if you want to stop dear leader you have to gather a coalition of people who believe other things are possible.
Vance is a bitdh though. Unloved. That is our chance to take the country back. Oh right, you guys are letting establishment dems run the opposition. huh. enjoy hell dumbshits.
The dictator and criminal is US imperialism and all of the mini-imperialist countries. The system that demands the type of behavior, and that causes the world to suffer remains fully in tact after this figurehead who is a particularly distasteful ruler is no longer. This isn’t just a Trump problem….as terrible as he is.
Never let perfection be the enemy of good. Yes, the disappearance of Trump wouldn’t be a permanent solution forever of the US fascism. But an improvement is an improvement. A fight for freedom and justice is eternal, there will always be a new shit head trying to drag nations into authoritarian fascism. The point is that we keep pushing for change.
Evil greatest ally is apathy.
You’re telling Rosa Luxemburg’s ghost we need to keep pushing for change?
Another mini stroke? We’ll see him from a distance for couple of days and then we will appear publicly with a slightly more drooping face.
Another Weekend at Bernie’s
And some new way to fuck up the world further.
JD Vance smothered him with a couch cushion.
I think his thing is to smother the cushions.
There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office.
If you count warcrimes, white collar crimes and golf as work, then sure. But for the American people, not so much. Everything he does is for his criminal enterprise.
But pleeeeeaaaaase don’t be dead Donny. JD is so much worse.
Maybe people around the world should celebrate his death, even though he’s alive, just so he can see how many people hate him.
That can be the theme of the next No Kings protest. I bet we crack 10 million people for that.
Are the No Kings protests not enough?
Demonstrably not.
No
Is there really a limit for how much hate he deserves?
Ask god
…I mean, we’re still stuck with a king, sooo…
Time to watch him rant after having five gills of meth injected into his body. Again.
Oh that can’t be good for him.
…
:) do it again.
Every day when I wake up, the first thing is to check my phone if that fucker’s dead yet.
I check the front page of the newspaper for obituaries. The guy says they’re in the back. I tell them not the one I’m looking for.
And putin.
- Netanyahu
- Musk
- Charles Koch
- The Ellisons
- Bezos
- Peter Thiel
- Ted Cruz
- Lindsay Graham
- Greg Abbott
- The Sacklers
- Viktor Orban
- Alexander Lukashenko
- Chuck Schumer
- George W Bush
- Dick Durbin
- Robert Pittman
- Maziar Mike Doustdar
- Darren Woods
- Tom Hanks (he knows what he’s done)
- Jacek Olczak
- Erik Prince
- Christopher T. Calio
And many many more…
Edit: not saying that I actively check all these, I’m saying that these are (mostly) other prime examples of people whose demise will likely noticeably benefit humanity as a whole.
Is the Tom Hanks thing a joke or do I not know something
“Yes” to the former, “probably” to the latter 🤷🏻
Without your edit I was gonna be like damn man, that’s a lot of people to be waking up each day checking to see if they died yet.
Perfect 👌
There’s definitely a list. But Trump is number one.
I think you just explained why I do this. I thought I had just developed an addiction to the news over the past six months, but this hit me.
Is there a newsletter but it’s just about what evil person has died for that day? I feel like there’s a good market for that.
How do I sign up for this?
Why would you want to start pretty much every day with depressing news?
There will be a day when it’s not depressing.
Has he considered the ratings he’d get with a death announcement though? They’d be like no one has ever seen. Bigly.
If they make a death announcement and then he shows up on TV again in 3 days, it will really feed into his base thinking he’s literally Jesus.
Please don’t give them any ideas….
I bet that’s exactly their plan with this
Are there any online bedding places with a spike in Trump dead bets? That’ll be the easiest way to know before it gets announced.
No what you want to be looking at is if anybody’s making any unusual stock investments. Is anyone acting as if suddenly the tariffs are going to be going away very soon?
I think that’s what they said .
There’s been no real spike in Trump out of office by 2027 market recently but it’s crawled up a point in the last day. I doubt you’ll find anyone to take a bet on death, to easy to fix (we should be so lucky) but there are several online betting markets that will take your action on out by the end of the year for whatever reason.
I’ve heard of kill the messenger. Give the messenger a congressional medal of honor!!!
Did he dead?
Well if so that’s going to round off a very nice week for the astronauts.
I’m gonna be pissed if this son of a bitch happens to die when I can’t have alcohol. Come on man, go into a coma for two weeks then die so I can pop a bottle properly
Why can you not have alcohol?
Minor surgery the other day
Speedy recovery!
You’re probably ok because they’re going to Weekend at Bernie’s him for a while while he trying to figure out what they’re going to do.
My fear is that they’ve already been doing this for a while now, with a combination of impersonators and deepfakes – and thus “Trump” will never die.
The
WaldoTrump Moment
Best Easter since 2026 years ago. Hands down. Or out sideways. IDK. I hope for us folks on the west coast of the USA a shared thought that I’d rather not say (or type) aloud (or online). But we all know deep down that there is one thing aside from marshmallow🐥’s , Cadbury Eggs & Jelly Beans that we all crave. I am not talking about Ham, scalloped potatoes, asparagus & Hollandaise & fresh Rolls.
Best Easter since 2026 years ago.
What does that even mean?
