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I’m so nervous, what if he’s okay?
10/10
Given the quality of this timeline I expect something superficially exciting will happen, and then President Vance will call for a time of unification and healing, and of respect for the separation of powers. After ending the war he disbands ICE and starts rolling back some of the most bigoted trump shit while keeping his “race: political” wife front and center. He does all that opportunistic shit to build his wholesome public image, and it works with many people who barely pay attention or just want things to look normal.
And then in the background the transfer of wealth continues to accelerate in the wrong direction while the surveillance state grows unchecked and the Supreme Court helps it along as planned.
Vance isn’t clever enough to manage that level of subterfuge.
But he is slimy enough to try.
He is definitely NOT fine.
Either he’s dead and he did NOT write this or he’s completely lost his mind.
He definitely didn’t write that. Its coherent even tho it’s crazy as fuck.
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It’s cool, MAGAs. Dear Leader has gone to live on a big farm, where he can run and play with a lot of other fascist despots.
Die, you horrible fucker.
I pray he doesn’t. I pray he suffers a debilitating stroke, that he wastes away in a chair, refusing to step down or stop taking press conferences. I pray he suffers tremors, and delirium, slurred and broken speech, visibly decaying.
I want his followers to see him as the pathetic husk that he is. I want him to live decades in that chair, I want him to have endless trials in that chair. Death is the easy way out.
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Charlie Kirk is absolutely still talked about by the right, and it absolutely has undertones of martyrdom.
It’s not about justice, it’s about breaking the spell. It’s about destroying the ridiculous, yet widespread, picture of him as a charismatic strongman. If he just dies, his devotees can hold onto that image, and carry the enthusiasm to the next one. If he withers away pathetically over years, the magic of the movement leaks away, and the cult may awkwardly wither with him.
But more importantly, the people behind him pulling the strings will be able to get away with much worse if obedient JD fills his seat. The saving grace of Trump’s incompetence is his tendency to screw up the plan given by his puppeteers. His buffoonery is currently the most effective factor in slowing Project 2025.
it absolutely has undertones of martyrdom
Some, such as his grifter wife, are pushing that narrative hard, but mainly he’s just not being discussed as much. For many others on the right, his znti-zionism runs against their desired narrative (even if it was coming from antisemitism rather than from basic human decency).
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I think the consequences of Trump dying are worse than the consequences of him living. As I said, the next in line would likely make fewer mistakes in implementing terrible policy. His administration has control for the next 2+ years either way, he does more damage to their platform through his incompetence than his replacement would.
1,000 times this. Rot in hell.
I’m amazed the fat cunt has survived this long. He’s literally been rotting for months but like a really stubborn nugget of shit in my bum hairs, he still managed to cling on.
He’s a turd that just won’t flush.
The turd that hangs on and continually sexually assaults you.
I’m at Walter Reed feeling fine thanks everyone.
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I dunno, my interest in this subject has been very high for years and years.
Not so fun but interesting fact. The folks peddling this thing also desecrated human corpses, can’t remember if this is one of them or if this one just used animal remains. If it’s just the animal it’s neet if not then it’s from a pillaged native site.
If he dies facing no consequences for his actions that would be sad…
I’d be okay with it. The dying part is what matters.
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Right, although it would create problems for the cult. Either way, it would be a good thing.
He will sadly not face any consequences either way (unless hell is real). So hoping that MAGAts will tear themselves apart after his death is our only option.
If it’s a choice between the two, sure.
But let’s play the odds here.
There’s way too much hidden plumbing for that. I wouldn’t trust that the piss is actually staying at the grave. It should just be a gravel pit with PVC pipe that goes straight down into the ground, with a funnel on the end for people to piss into. Could even have two different height funnels (one near the ground for the squatters, and one raised a few feet for the standers) so it is fully inclusive. Anything more elaborate would be a waste of taxpayer money.
I dunno, I think the pipe would get blocked by people shitting into it.
There’s no obvious place to shit.
I had guessed by Christmas. He looks terrible. Cankles like that happen when your heart and/or kidneys are in failure. He also acts like a man with stroke defecits. In addition to all the signs of Alzheimer’s, which, unlike dementia, is an additional physical degradation of the brain that can kill you.
If he’s on dialysis, skipping dialysis can easily kill you. Potassium alone can do it. Skip, potassium rises, maybe to 6+, heart attack. The meds that remove that fluid and reduce the size of cankles rely on the kidneys and can damage the kidneys.
Even so. Do not believe for a single second that any of this improves under President Theil, er, Vance.
Exactly.
As weird as it is to say, Trumps unpredictability, irrationality, and penchant for reacting without thinking, have probably mitigated more damage than its caused.
When you get Vance in there, Who is capable of self control, who has the pressure of the money masters on him to do X… I think things would genuinely get much worse under him. Especially since he’d also be struggling to reign in control of the cult of trump and direct them usefully… Possibly by declaring that liberals were responsible for Trumps death, and inciting extreme violence as a result to distract from his own weakness.
I do think it will improve under vance. He is far more likely to listen to advisors. And far less likely to start a war to distract from him being in the Epstien files.
Van would be wholly submissive to his masters. The same masters that try to control trump, but often fail due to Trumps own inbuilt idiocy.
I think JD is still likely to be puppeted by a consortium of evil, but he may also be beholden to a smaller subset of evil masters than DT. Not sure if that’s a good thing or not
Eh. They can’t tell Trump what to do, only nudge and manipulate. Trump has to think it’s his idea.
Vance will do as he’s told.
But they don’t have the support that Trump does. That blind cult loyalty.
Trump can be replaced immediately by any hack TV personality. That Hercules guy, for example…
Or anyone with solid name recognition, like Bezos. It’s a really big deal for the stupid, and the stupid are most of the registered voters, after all.
People are going to be worshipping Trump like a god after he dies. There’s no replacing that.
Don’t bet on it. Thiel’s a madman, and he owns Vance.
But even thiel doesn’t care as much about trivial things like awards and flattery the same way trump does.
What it does is fragment their base. Hopefully beyond repair. Vance is not well liked by literally anyone right now. Only the billionaire class.
Trumps base thinks vance is a poser.
He will try to do some evil theil shit, but he will have little to no support.
Does it help that he takes 10x the aspirin his doctor recommends?
Explain this. Starting with who. Vance, Thiel, or Trump?
“They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart,” Trump, 79, told The Journal. “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
DIE, YOU FUCK, DIE!!!
Can we have him live and ship him off to The Hague? I’d much rather see him in cuffs and also avoid Vance becoming president automatically
Vance doesn’t have the cult behind him and certainly wouldn’t be daily headlines like Donald.
He’s way smarter though, at least rhetorically to the median electorate as a psychopath anyway. We all thought the same of Trump back in 2015 too.
When the billionaires make their pivot, and you can tell they’re already setting up the chess pieces for a post-Trump era, watch how suddenly they promote Vance or some other shithead
When the billionaires make their pivot, and you can tell they’re already setting up the chess pieces for a post-Trump era
Vance is already Theil’s puppet. Has been since before he was nominated to run with Trump.
Smarter than Trump isn’t exactly a high bar. Without the threat of the redhats behind him, he’ll be toothless. If just billionaire backing was enough the republicans would have been god emperors of the earth forty years ago.
I think red hats will follow whatever bait billionaires dangle in front of them. It only takes a little meeting among the puppeteers to decide whom to start promoting, and then they’ll all fall in line like good little pawns. They fall for it every single time, this much I know. If they can fall for Bush Jr., for Trump, then the next person will be no different. In fact, they’ll just go, “You guys said Trump was a clown with the bronzer! Look how refined and sophisticated JD Vance is! He’s even a pretty good debater and just speaks facts that you don’t like!”
You vastly underestimate the hold Trump has over them. No one could take his place for them. They’re the ones voting only Trump the last election.
No. I hope he lives until 2027 and J. D. Vance’s vice presidential pick has to be confirmed by a Democratic Senate.
No. It’d be better to have him die before the midterms and have vance replace him just before Vance is tossed. The sooner he’s dead, the better.
He can do a lot of damage between now and then
I mean…it’s only a matter of time. The clock runs out on everyone sooner or later…even trump.
May he suffer horribly on the way out.
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The only sadness over him dropping dead will be the lack of justice for his many sexual assault victims.
The lack of justice seems to be a given, so I’ll be fine with a rotting corpse that got away with it sooner rather than later.
Sure but think of lives that may be saved from him stopping from causing or continuing more wars. Neither thing is good and neither compare to each other. Just takes this from taking time for justice to a matter of urgency.
And I’ve been a previous victim of sexual assault, it pains me to realize that the victims won’t be given the light they deserve. It pisses me off that he’s never going to see the result of it. Putting an urgent stop to death requires this guy needs to be stopped. Now. Less lives lost the better. Given the complete lack of remorse of the party that empowered the creep I can only see death as the only way he’s going to be stopped. Cuz No one is going to step up.
I’d hope the victims should still get some compensation. I hope it comes in the form of yoinking any inheritance trump’s spawn were hoping to recieve and that his victims recieve it instead.
There is precedent for digging up a corpse to stand trial
I’m sure some of his followers will then claim he’s jesus MK3 or whatever.
Fingers crossed.
big party?
The biglyest!
No one’s ever seen a party like this.
Last one we’ll put his name on
Chances on them wanting to further the “Trump as the second coming of Christ” lore and resurrect him in three days?
This
For this reason alone i am SO glad he didn’t die on Good Friday.
Any other time is fine with me, though. The sooner, the better.
Probably close enough for nuts people
